me on a good day
whats the sleepiest mineral?
Ores and minerals are completely different things
dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist
you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor
one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me
by Craig Welsh (1996)
I find this weirdly fascinating
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
because the school system sucks!